Kris is a bright lad and he’s had a bunch of awful jobs. He is working abroad and often comes back to the UK on leave, and decided to go for a job in the UK. I asked him how his interview went for an emergency planning job in Durham.
K – The Durham emergency planning job doesn’t seem to be good
CA – So how did the interview go?
K – It went really well, until I asked them questions
CA – I wish I had been a fly on the wall! (I know Kris fairly well)
So, the interview went like this…..
K – What particular role will I be undertaking, seeing as there are 11 EPOs, and specific tasks assigned to them?
Interviewer – Sorry Kris, we just don’t know until a decision is made on whether the EPO unit will remain as is or to split up to represent their service areas.
K – Well, who will be paying my salary and pension scheme, is it the Fire Service?
Interviewer – Sorry Kris, I do not know the answer to that until we know what happens with the unit. You may be funded by the local authority, fire service, police or the NHS.
Kris was sat there, thinking, why the fuck are you interviewing?
K – When it is likely a decision will be made with regards to the future of the unit?
Interviewer – Sorry Kris, we don’t know when that decision will be made, it could be next month but it will be before April 2009.
(LOL)
So it’s back to Cambodia for Kris. For the moment. After he heard all that, he told them he won’t be available until April.
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